The Infamous Duck Joke

A long time favorite. It's long, but it's got a duck.
A duck walks into a bar, waddles up to the counter, hops up on the bar, looks at the bartender and says, "Got any grapes?"

"Nooooo," says the bartender, "this is a bar. We have wine, beer, mixed drinks, even some pretzels...but no grapes. Sorry buddy." The duck shrugs his wings and waddles off.

The next day, the same duck walks into the bar, waddles up to the counter, hops up on the bar, looks at the bartender and says, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender looks the duck up and down and says, "I told you yesterday, this is a bar. We don't have any grapes. We aren't going to get any grapes. Now if you don't want a drink, you'd better scoot." The duck shrugs his wings and waddles off.

The next day, the same duck walks into the bar, waddles up to the counter, hops up on the bar, looks at the bartender and says, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender is getting pissed off. He looks menacingly at the duck and says, "I've told you twice already, I'm telling you one more time: NO GRAPES! You come in here asking for grapes again and I'm going to nail your damn webbed feet to this bar!" The duck shrugs his wings and waddles off.

The next day, the same duck walks into the bar, waddles up to the counter, hops up on the bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender scowls, "What do you want?"

The duck says, "Got any nails?"

The bartender is taken rather aback. "Uh, no?"

The duck nods. "Got any grapes?"

Posted by foxydot at April 1, 2004 12:00 AM